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this is so sad. randy, play despacito.

foolish mortals was a mistake, but i made a bunch of asw edits for it and i don't remember if i shared all of these, honestly? so i'm putting them all together in this post, to be updated as i make more, obviously. they're seperated by round, because that's the easiest way to do it, so click on a round title and it should show you everything i made for that round.

looking at them all together like this is fucking weird, because you can see my style literally evolve as i started putting more and more effort into hurting people. oops or whatever?

round 1

but who knows if that will ever happen

but what does it matter if he's safe

not really, but the crushing ennui of life in this mansion almost makes that preferable

a memorial is only useful if you really want to remember

not that any of them really appreciate it

i guess it's a good thing now i don't have to

we believed in you and look where that got us

getting married was a bad idea

at least it was better the second time around

round 2

sorry about killing you, rod

if there's a reason i'm still alive when so many others have died

there's nothing wrong with kingdom keepers except for everything

i hope abe can forgive me someday

you've made me a better person and i'm not sure what to do about it

i think of all that might have been

i will sing no requiem tonight

nevermind the curses, let's live in the moment

it seems like a really long time ago now

there wasn't anything i could do

i want to know if you shine brighter when you're happy

round 3

anyway buck cluck is the true villain of foolish mortals

mirror mirror on the wall show me who i miss most of all

but between you and me maybe we could go for a dinner date

who the fuck needs those squishy things anyway?

but you know i could go for a fish woman too

on the flipside, opening up only means you'll be hurt when they leave you too

thank god for all these therapy animals, amirite?

maybe i'll leave the magic to people who know what they're doing

i guess it doesn't matter now that i'm in hell and you're stuck in that place

sometimes i wonder what it's like to be her and not have to think about this sort of thing

why are you looking at me like that, i'm a responsible fucking adult!

let's hope we all live long enough to

it's like you don't know the definition of a murdergame

what do you mean that's not what i was supposed to say?

nobody even asked you gaston

how is it that i've saved the world, but i couldn't save them?

can't believe i'm stuck here

everybody knows good ships don't live

so fuck you for dying before i could get there first

at least that's what i tell marco when he asks me

if i see it coming, do i run or fire my gun or let it be?

may they get where they're going and may we see them again

i almost regret this entire murder ritual thing

i don't know if i have it in me to actually be better though

maybe when we leave this place i'll tell you

friendship is so difficult, honestly

why do adults gotta be so responsible and shit?

they'd worry if they knew, so i won't tell

next time i'll get him

we're boned if leia dies, aren't we?

i don't know why. it's not their buisness in the first place.

i literally can't take any more of your bullshit right now.

i'm not standing still, i am lying in wait.

when they died they left no instructions, just a legacy to protect.

i don't know how much more of this i can kriffing take

i don't know if it's better or worse now that i know he's alive

i know it sounds like i don't mean it but i really do love you

what the fuck is the point if i can't save the people i care about?

maybe you'll never be good enough to save them

so i guess i really lucked out with her

i probably won't try to take over the world again but let's hope that's not an issue

for some reason people get annoyed when you show up to parties you weren't invited to

nondis

so anyway punt babies to the moon

maybe everyone would be happier without me.

there's people that make this whole farce bearable, however.

i guess i can't talk. i also got laid at a baby's funeral.

we could also be doing a lot of things wrong though.

what would your mother say, little girl?

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